stricatul:

Kinda rude how it’s perfect cuddle weather and we’re not together cuddling.

cuidarnos:

date idea: we get married, live happily and eat fries together

stricatul:

I love the 3am version of people. Vulnerable. Honest. Real.

stricatul:

Concept: we are together. you are sleeping with your body wrapped around mine. it is quiet. my mind is calm. we are happy.

chandravess:

i love hearing girl’s ugly laugh like yes bitch gimme that witch cackle

ashyslashyy:

beesnutz:

ashyslashyy:

ashyslashyy:

baby muffin She is so very small

made her a png

She was so small i did'nt notice she fell into my evil witcjes brew.

Sorry

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ccafeblossomss:

shoutout to coffee

jasnakisapa:

orriculum:

candiikismet:

thranduilland:

whateverhumans:

siesiegirl:

professorsparklepants:

tuesdayisfordancing:

ozymandias271:

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody: 

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

1. a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!

One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”

I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase

@jwlzrulezz

rhetorical device of the day

no-pain:

no-pain:

i hate this year

this year is getting worse

girl-trying-to-escape-reality:

ⓘ This user just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves.

desactivemaintenant-deactivated:

gouachevalier:

gamwthnzwhmou:

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

cabronjpg:

i need to disappear for a week or a month

fortheworkforcedrowning:

raytoromoans:

RAYGIRLS GET IN HERE +

girlgerard:

girlgerard:

forever and fucking always thinking about gerard’s face in detroit the moment they saw what they looked like in the monitor

i don’t have enough words to say it.